I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Do yachts have “Sail by” dates?
We have a super early bird special for people who already have worms.
I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
I stopped ride sharing when my car broke down underground.
Mechanic said it was the worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome he’d ever seen.
My superpowers are intact! I hung the washing & now it’s raining.