A Joke A Day – Page 27 – Julia Clement

Selfie

Waiting at the airport I just got asked by an old couple if I could take a selfie of them. Fail

Organic food’s another name for an old idea.

My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.

We just called it “Offal.”

Organic food’s another name for an old idea.

My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.

We just called it “Offal.”

Have you ever noticed how several of our towns & cities are named after places in Britain and India?

They were so embarrassed they changed their names to avoid us.

I’m a transgender woman and definitely not a transvestite.

It’s been years since I last wore male clothing!

I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.

Every fishing line.

A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.

I think I’ll start a beauty parlor promoted as “By bad spellers for poor readers.”

I’ll call it Heredressers.

I think my Google-foo is failing.

I typed in my symptoms & it said I have cannelloni.

Not even close, my pastaia swears I had fettuccine.

I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.