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Cross The Toad?

Julia is riding a pony sized chicken that is about to step on a toad. A computer is burning. Text: Why did the chicken cross the toad? Because it was a poor typist!

Why did the chicken cross the toad?

Because it was a poor typist!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 31, 2026May 30, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Autocorrect, Chicken, Comedy, CrossThetoad, NZComedy, Spelling, Toad

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