At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.
Before I left home 1/2 hour ago the flight was 13 min early now 17 late.
Did it stop while I drove?
Blogs
Endoscopy
With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.
Trickle Down
I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.
Woke
The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.
Xero or Zero?
Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?
Winston, Looseton
NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.
Water Tax
Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?
Sibling Rivalry
Sibling Rivalry: My Roomba just choked itself trying to eat the big vacuum cleaner’s power cord.
Rats
I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.
Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans not rats.
LSD
LSD’s original name was LSD-25.
Dr Albert Hofmann synthesized new forms until #25 when flying purple giraffes blocked the lab’s portcullis.