Birthdays are funny things.
We’re basically celebrating that we haven’t died during the previous 365 days.
Why not celebrate the last day of every month we haven’t died in?
More parties.
Blogs
Salads
Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
Chocolate Bunnies
Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits.
This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe humanity out?
Schrödinger’s Conspiracy Theory
Schrödinger’s conspiracy theory: You can’t tell if it’s real or not until the FBI lets you subpoena the records.
Stars Align
Julia says “One day the stars will align.”
DEATH replies “Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.”
Julia only thinks she is dying
Julia says “I think I am dying.”
DEATH replies “I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.”
First Festival Show
That’s settled then, my first festival show will be named “I only live this shit, I don’t understand it too.”
Just a Phase
Don’t worry about being alive.
I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.
Comedians : Kill or Die
Some comedians will kill.
Others will die.
Either way I’m happy.