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Half Cup

Half Cup

“Optimists say the cup is half full Pessimists say the cup is half empty. Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.”

— a former co-worker

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 31, 2026January 29, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coffee, Comedy, Drink, NZComedy

Decaf

Decaf

Q: Where is decaf coffee made?

A: Ground zero.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on November 22, 2025November 20, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coffee, Comedy, Decaf Coffee, NZComedy

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