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Half Full

Half Full

“Optimists say the cup is half full Pessimists say the cup is half empty.

“Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.”

— a former co-worker

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 23, 2025June 20, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coffee, Comedy, NZComedy

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