In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices.
I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices.
I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark. Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you.
An omen!
Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in MacDonalds. Phew!
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
All Russian athletes have been banned from Paralympics for doping.
The clue was their diabetic team weren’t in a coma.
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said. Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 6 minutes.
What about those parallel universes? Like ours except for trivial changes.
Untold numbers of realities where Hillary was elected, dozens where Jacinda never replaced little, a few where Trump was a good president and maybe even one where Windows doesn’t crash!
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs …
My gender must be wax.