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Tag: Blood

Rats

Rats

I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.

Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans, not rats.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 18, 2026July 17, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Blood, Comedy, Medication, NZComedy, RatsLeave a comment on Rats

Diet Blood

Diet Blood

“Does the bar serve diet blood or just that crappy blood zero? Asking for a friend.” The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 13, 2026January 13, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Blood, Comedy, DEATH, Diet, NZComedy

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