65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Blogs
Rideshare
I stopped ride sharing when my car broke down underground.
Mechanic said it was the worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome he’d ever seen.
Superpowers
My superpowers are intact! I hung the washing & now it’s raining.
Doggie
I just found out that a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Loyalty Scheme
I’ve started a loyalty scheme for my fans …
Every 10th joke is free!
Geography
London to Sophia 2,013 km; Auckland to Sydney 2,223 km.
England is closer to Bulgaria than NZ to Australia yet we don’t confuse them.
Accessible Toilets
Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?
Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?
Gum Crime
Gum crime is out of control!
Yesterday there was a large chunk stuck to my shoe.
Too Soon K-T -> Pg
They renamed the K-T boundary to the K-Pg boundary because the thought of asteroids wiping out the dinosaurs was too much for young children.
Hedgehogs
Hedgehogs may look cuddly but they are selfish pricks.