Several brands of over the rim toilet cleaners have recycling marks.
Please don’t.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Whiskey
If God had meant us to put ice in our whiskey they never would have given us the Sahara Desert!
Dinosaurs
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
European Tour
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
English Language
I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
Airline Food
Julia says “Why is airline food so bad?”
DEATH replies “Something has to make post funeral refreshments seem good.”
Importer Syndrome
I think I’ve got importer syndrome.
That feeling all my success comes from overseas.
Ockr
There’s a new dating app out for people who want to date Australians.
It’s called Ockr.
Their slogan is “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, swipe, swipe, swipe.”
Waiting For Godot
Day 12,345, still no Godot.
DEATH steps in.