Joke-a-day – Page 18 – Julia Clement

Airport

My brother took ages to clear customs.

In retrospect it was probably a mistake to send him a txt asking if they’d found the drugs yet?

It’s dawned on me that solar power is the answer but it won’t happen overnight.

I love the French national motto: Liberté, Egalaté, Runthisway.

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago the flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.

Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?

NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.

Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?