Ted talks: Mansplaining on steroids.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Pontius Pilot
Pontius Pilot was a comedian.
The Bible says he nailed it.
Between The Flags
Safety First: Always web surf between the flags.
Centipede
I’m writing some new gags on centipedes.
I’m sure this idea’s got legs.
Flat
The Earth may not be flat but my bike’s rear tyre is.
Washing Machine Redux
I once lived in an apartment with a Smeg washing machine.
It worked well but to wash my underwear I needed to carefully clean the bowl first.
Cormorants
I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia.
Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.
Transphobes
Q: How many transphobes does it take to change a tyre?
A: One, the others are scared their lacy panties will show if they bend down.
AI?
I’m convinced AI stands for “Artificial Incompetence.”
Cross The Toad Redux
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
Because it was a poor typist!