So let’s get this straight.
Harriet Potter was forced to stay in the closet by her transphobic uncle & aunt.
Tag: Joke
Decaf Coffee
Q: Where is decaf coffee made?
A: Ground zero.
Forget I’m Dead
Sometimes I forget I’m dead.
The woman who inherited my PC is baffled whenever she notices I’ve been posting on it.
Mnemonic
I wrote a letter today and used the word “Mnemonic” four times.
Every single time I spelled it wrong, so I wrote this little mnemonic to remember it “Many Nematodes Eat Mushy Organic Noodles In Cafes” which would be great if only I could remember how to spell nematoads.
Helium Cookbook
My doctor told me I need a lighter diet so I wrote The Helium Cookbook
Tunnel
I wanted to take the Waterview tunnel, but someone told me where it came out.
SPOILER!
Live Forever
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
(I can’t believe that’s original, but can’t remember hearing it)
Trolls
I don’t understand how Internet trolls function.
How do they get decent WIFI under the bridge?
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
- Krill,
- Anchovies,
- Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Too Close
Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.