Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Super Hero File
Name: Captain Kina
Origin: Living a peaceful life eating seaweed when the same radiation leak that created TAXman changed their life for ever
Powers: A prickly character
Aims: To raise sea level to create ever larger fields of yummy kelp
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture
Super Hero File
Name: Bubble Lass
Origin: After falling into a vat of experimental bubble solution at the circus, circus performer Betty Bubbles gained the ability to blow indestructible bubbles of all sizes! Now, as Bubble Lass, she traps villains in her bouncy spheres—unless a sudden pop frightens her!
Powers: Blows indestructible bubbles.
Weaknesses: Afraid of popping sounds.
Foes: Madam Sword
Super Villain File
Name: Mug Wrecker
Origin: Mug Wrecker was a clumsy customer who Millie banned from her café after breaking every mug he touched. Fueled by anger and cursed by the same strange customer, Mug Wrecker now gains strength from smashing ceramics and seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Powers: Loves smashing mugs.
Aims: Seeks to shatter The Human Mug once and for all.
Foes: The Human Mug
Super Hero File
Name: The Human Mug
Origin: Mille Brewster was a barista at the local coffee shop who dreamed of one day owning her own café. While working late one night, a strange customer gave her a cursed coffee mug. After drinking from it, Millie found that she could transform into any object she desired—but only once per day, and for only one hour at a time. Unfortunately, she often gets stuck as a coffee mug! As The Human Mug, she foams up villains and brews justice!
Powers: Can turn into any object, but she’s always stuck as a coffee mug because she can’t remember how to change back.
Weaknesses: Often mistaken for a coffee cup and accidentally sipped from.
Foes: Mugwrecker
Super Hero File
Name: Lady Magnet
Origin: After being exposed to a love potion in her uncle’s chemistry lab, shy teenager Maggie Fields found herself with an irresistible charm that drew men to her like metal to a magnet. She became Lady Magnet, using her power to attract—and distract—villains.
Powers: Attracts men.
Weaknesses: Can not repel creepy guys.
Foes: Misogynator
Super Hero File
Name: Virtueman
Origin: Multibillionaire Richie Silver decided to use his fortune for good.
Found it was too hard & now when villains do bad things he just sends thoughts and prayers.
Powers: As he’s super rich, the media his businesses advertise on love reporting his thoughts.
Super Hero File
Name: Doctor Doctor 2
Origin: In an accident during radiotherapy where the clinician was rendered radioactive, he was bitten by the clinician gaining vast medical abilities.
Powers: Cures patients with psychic hands.Tears vaccinate against all diseases.
Bills can never be disputed.
Weaknesses: Funding cuts.
Foes: The Homeopath, Shane Reti, Winston Peters & The Anti-vax Cookers.
Affiliates: Nurse Nurse, Receptionist Receptionist, and Cleaner Cleaner.
Super Associate File
Name: Laundress
Origin: Ran the laundry at Field Marshal Britain‘s secret research facility until one day some radioactive lab clothes arrived and she was splashed turning her into Laundress.
Powers: Hanging laundry outside on even the sunniest of days causes it to immediately start raining.
Weaknesses: Doesn’t trust driers.
Foes: Grease and Grime.
Super Hero File
Name: Dinosaur Lass
Origin: Another bite, although how Sir David Attenborough became radioactive eludes me.
Powers: Currently does infomercials promoting the Jurassic diet. No fruit & everything tastes like chicken.
Weaknesses: Almost useless short arms.
Foes: The Asteroid.
