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Tag: Joke
Homeopathy Drowning
Homeopathic cure for drowning:
Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
Hiding
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
Dinosaur Wall
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Ride Share No More
I stopped ride sharing when my car broke down underground.
My mechanic said it was the worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome he’d ever seen.
Dogs
I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Loyalty
I’ve started a loyalty scheme for my fans …
Every 10th joke is free!
Crime
Gum crime is out of control!
Yesterday there was a large chunk stuck to my shoe.
K-PG
They renamed the K-T boundary to the K-Pg boundary because the thought of asteroids wiping out the dinosaurs was too much for young children.
Hedgehog
Hedgehogs may look cuddly but they are selfish pricks.