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Tag: Covid

School Covid

School Covid

David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.

DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 9, 2026August 6, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, DEATH, NZComedy, NZPol, school

Masking

Masking

So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks and distancing at home.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 16, 2026April 20, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Home, Masking, NZComedy

Covert 19

Covert 19

Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 14, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, NZComedy, Sick

COVID Scare

COVID Scare

Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.

Then I remembered I was in McDs.

Phew!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 3, 2026March 2, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Food, Macdonalds, NZComedy

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