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Tag: Covid

Masking

Masking

So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks and distancing at home.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 16, 2026April 20, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Home, Masking, NZComedy

Covert 19

Covert 19

Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 14, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, NZComedy, Sick

COVID Scare

COVID Scare

Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.

Then I remembered I was in McDs.

Phew!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 3, 2026March 2, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Food, Macdonalds, NZComedy

Student Health

Student Health

David Seymore: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.

DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 31, 2025December 29, 2025Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, DEATH, NZComedy, school

Killer App?

Killer App?

Ironic that the “killer app” to get us all live-streaming our creative endeavours was Covid-19.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 23, 2025December 23, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Killer App, NZComedy

Too Close?

Too Close?

Time to get tough on people who stand too close to themselves.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on November 4, 2025November 1, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Covid, Masking, NZComedy, Sick, Social Distancing

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