Joke – Page 9 – Julia Clement

Berries

All berries are edible.

Some only once.

My friend lost a lot of weight off her belly because of surgery that went wrong.

She was gutted.

They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?

I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]

Syria only has 233 hectares (575 acres) of forest.

Why then do Syrian Generals go on TV in Jungle camouflage?

Ironic that the “killer app” to get us all live-streaming our creative endeavours was Covid-19.

I really like my new name.

I am now called “It’s just a bad cold.”

(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.

Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?

NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.