I just don’t understand the English language.
If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?
Or iPhones with Grindr installed?
Tag: NZComedy
Tour of Europe
Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
Whiskey
If God had meant us to put ice in our whiskey they never would have given us the Sahara Desert!
Jokes
Jokes: a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the quips.
Waiting Room
In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices. I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
(Last time I was in my Doctor’s Waiting room I noticed that the magazines were gone … obviously this joke needs retiring.)
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you. An omen!
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
Truth
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said.
Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 20 minutes.
Parallel Universes
What about those parallel universes?
Like ours except for trivial changes.
Untold numbers of realities where Hillary was elected, dozens where Jacinda never replaced Little, a few where Trump was a good president and maybe even one where Windows doesn’t crash?
Between the Ears
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs …
My gender must be wax.