I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Tag: NZComedy
Pizza?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Insomnia
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
Fake Winter
Winter’s not real.
It’s just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Wikipedia Email
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia.
Someone had tried to break into my account.
Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Panic Buying
It’s getting dark outside.
I think I’ll go and panic buy lightbulbs
Cross The Toad Redux
Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?
A: Autocorrect!
The Persistence of Time
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.
New Study Shows
A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”
Karma
I don’t believe in karma.
I’m still trying to decide how I feel about korma!