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Recycling

Recycling

Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark.

Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 11, 2025July 9, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Recycling

Recycling?

Recycling?

Several brands of over the rim toilet cleaners have recycling marks.

Please don’t.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 21, 2025June 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Recycling, ToiletCleaners

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