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Paralympics

Four disgruntled wheelchair users, one saying "Lies", one "No", one spitting coffee & the final with clenched fists. Text: One country’s athletes have been banned from Paralympics for doping. The clue was their diabetic team weren't in a coma.

One country’s athletes have been banned from Paralympics for doping.

The clue was their diabetic team weren’t in a coma.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 15, 2026February 10, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags Athletes, AucklandComedy, Comedy, Diabetes, NZComedy, Paralympics

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