Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]