Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?
A: VW Zombis.
(The mythological character formerly known as DEATH)
Tag: Zombies
Comedian Died?
“They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?
I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.” [followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]
Monsters (Halloween Repost)
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
Monsters
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?