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Tag: Zombies

The Undead

The Undead

Why do zombies eat brains?

Why do vampires avoid the sun?

Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 25, 2026August 19, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

Dying on Stage?

Dying on Stage?

DEATH “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?

I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me … I hate zombies.”

[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 7, 2026August 6, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedian, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Zombies

Comedian Died (Repost)

DEATH says “They said that comedian died … how stupid do they think I am?

“I can see they’re still walking and they don’t look like a zombie to me …

“I hate zombies.”

[followed by 2 minute rant about zombies]

(Reposted to match theme of last two days)

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 27, 2026April 25, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedian, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Zombies

European Tour (Repost)

Q: What do dead Kiwis tour Europe in?

A: VW Zombis.

(Repost to go with theme of yesterday’s post)

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 26, 2026April 25, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DEATH, NZComedy, Touring, Zombies

Zombies

Zombies

Why do zombies eat brains?

Why do vampires avoid the sun?

Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 25, 2026April 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

Monsters (Halloween Repost)

Why do zombies eat brains?

Why do vampires avoid the sun?

Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 31, 2025October 30, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Monsters, NZComedy, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies1 Comment on Monsters (Halloween Repost)

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