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Why do zombies eat brains?

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Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on April 25, 2026April 25, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies

Monsters (Halloween Repost)

Why do zombies eat brains?

Why do vampires avoid the sun?

Why do werewolves hump your leg?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 31, 2025October 30, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Monsters, NZComedy, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies1 Comment on Monsters (Halloween Repost)

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