Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
Month: June 2025
Flight Time
London to Sofia 2,013 km; Auckland to Sydney 2,223 km.
England is closer to Bulgaria than NZ to Australia yet we don’t confuse them.
Sleeping Dog
My dog growls when he dreams.
I think he’s been sleeping ruff.
Drink
All the bars & bottle stores being closed at Easter is driving me to drink.
Cars’ New Names
Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea.
Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on.”
Writer’s Block
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
Brain
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs …
My gender must be wax.
Half Full
“Optimists say the cup is half full Pessimists say the cup is half empty.
“Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.”
— a former co-worker
Yachts
Do yachts have “Sail by” dates?
Recycling?
Several brands of over the rim toilet cleaners have recycling marks.
Please don’t.