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Our Ancestors Episode 4, Homo Ergaster

Our Ancestors Episode 4, Homo Ergaster

Homo Ergaster (Workers) were a development of erectus who managed to put horniness aside long enough to do a day’s work.

After a few intermediates they became us.

Workers survived into the 21st century when neoliberal politics finally ended them.

They may survive in East Asia.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 2, 2024September 30, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Our Ancestors 3, Homo Erectus

Our Ancestors 3, Homo Erectus

Homo Erectus (Randy Man) was the longest surviving human species.

Population pressures from its devotion to sex caused it to range from England to Korea but also stopped it innovating, making identical hand axes for nearly 2 million years.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 1, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Our Ancestors, Handy Man

Our Ancestors, Handy Man

Homo Habilis (Handy Man) was only around about 300,000 years but had time to invent scrapers, monogamy and, of necessity, the dildo.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 30, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Ancestors Introduction 2/2

Ancestors Introduction 2/2

Lets start with two important ancestors.

Homo Habilis & Homo Erectus: Handy man and Randy man.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 29, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-dayTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke, NZComedy

Ancestors Introduction 1/2

Ancestors Introduction 1/2

We seem to love hearing about archaic humans but mostly only Neanderthals & recent Europeans get much press.

Let’s look at some older ones.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 28, 2024September 28, 2024Categories Ancestors, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Ancestors, AucklandComedy, Joke

Conspiracy Theories Episode 6, South Pole 2/2

Conspiracy Theories Episode 6, South Pole 2/2

Me: Wouldn’t giant hologram projectors need a lot of power?

Them: Yes, powered by the giant coal fired power stations in Australia.

[end]

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 18, 2024September 17, 2024Categories Conspiracy Theories, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Ice Wall, Joke

Conspiracy Theories Episode 5, South Pole 1/2

Conspiracy Theories Episode 5, South Pole 1/2

Them: The ice wall is at the South Pole, not the North.

The Americans have a base there that generates powerful holograms to make it look like a point.

[continues]

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 17, 2024September 17, 2024Categories Conspiracy Theories, Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Ice Wall, Joke, Poles

Conspiracy Theories Episode 4, Yalu River

Conspiracy Theories Episode 4, Yalu River

Me: But the Yalu is over 2,000 km from Wuhan.

Them: It was a big flood.

Me: A flood that big would push the ice wall off the edge of the world and drain the oceans.

(More … )

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 16, 2024September 15, 2024Categories Conspiracy Theories, Joke-a-dayTags Ice Wall, Joke, Wuhan, Yalu River

Conspiracy Theories Episode 3, Atlantis

Conspiracy Theories Episode 3, Atlantis

[Most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist…]

This should be easy to debunk, so I asked “If Atlantis doesn’t exist, where do the mermaids come from?”

Their answer, they escaped from a lab in Wuhan when the Yalu river flooded.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 15, 2024September 15, 2024Categories Conspiracy Theories, Joke-a-dayTags Atlantis, Joke, Mermaids, Wuhan, Yalu River

Conspiracy Theories Episode 2, Australia 2/2

Conspiracy Theories Episode 2, Australia 2/2

It turns out that most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 14, 2024September 13, 2024Categories Conspiracy Theories, Joke-a-dayTags Atlantis, AucklandComedy, Australia, Joke, NZComedy

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