Forget to pay the exorcist and be repossessed.
Month: August 2026
DEATH as a Superhero
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown, Matt Doocey, Casey Costello & David Seymour.
Affiliates: Vulture
Inspire not Expire
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Ghostwriter
So ironic that I’m now DEATH’s ghostwriter.
Bad Day
John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.
You can’t avoid.
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
The Undead
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do vampires avoid the sun?
Why do werewolves hump your leg?
DEATH Lives?
The funniest thing about my DEATH character is that it’s doing live comedy.
Phase
Don’t worry about being alive.
I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.
Small text: The mythological character formerly known as DEATH
Salads
Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Small text: The mythological creature formerly known as DEATH