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Julia Clement

Month: July 2026

Life Guard

Life Guard

Life guard at the pool said my swimsuit was too revealing then asked if I was male or female.

I replied “Then it can’t be that revealing.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on July 1, 2026June 28, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Life Guard, NZComedy, Pool, SwimsuitLeave a comment on Life Guard

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