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Animal Names. Episode 3b: Largest cont.

Animal Names. Episode 3b: Largest cont.

… and then the French decided to call all the big herbivores “Pachyderme” from Greek pakhúdérma (thick+skin).

Because you need a thick skin to deal with the French?

Or was it the Romans?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 5, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, Joke, NZComedy

Animal Names. Episode 3a, Largest cont.

Animal Names. Episode 3a, Largest cont.

… What about its sticky-outie teeth?

Its flexible nose?

Its legs like umbrella stands?

No! No! No!

So what did they call it?

Elephas, possibly from Phoenician through Greek and we have no proof what that meant. …

(It possibly meant “Ivory”, Homer used it as such)

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 4, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, Joke, NZComedy

Animal Names. Episode 3, Largest.

Animal Names. Episode 3, Largest.

Then Hannibal introduced the Romans to the largest living land animal.

Did they name it for being the largest?

Of course not, too easy.

Did they name it for its big flappy ears? No. …

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 3, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, NZComedy

Animal Names. Episode 2, Pot Belly.

Animal Names. Episode 2, Pot Belly.

It started with the Greeks.

They went to north Africa & were shown this huge beast on the riverbanks.

Did they name it for its pot belly? Too easy.

How about its fat legs? Peg like teeth? No, no!

They called it hippopótamos: Water horse.

Love to see you saddle that buster!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 2, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Joke

Animal Names. Episode 1, Introduction.

Animal Names. Episode 1, Introduction.

One of the things that really annoys me is giving stupid pseudo Latin or Greek names to animals.

Read on for examples …

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on September 1, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Joke

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