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Animal Names. Episode 3a, Largest cont.

Julia rides on an elephant’s trunk, later she stands behind an elephant. Text: Animal Names. Episode 3a, Largest cont. ... What about its sticky-outie teeth? Its flexible nose? Its legs like umbrella stands? No! No! No! So what did they call it? Elephas, possibly from Phoenician through Greek and we have no proof what that meant*. ... (* Possibly "Ivory")

… What about its sticky-outie teeth?

Its flexible nose?

Its legs like umbrella stands?

No! No! No!

So what did they call it?

Elephas, possibly from Phoenician through Greek and we have no proof what that meant. …

(It possibly meant “Ivory”, Homer used it as such)

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on September 4, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, Joke, NZComedy

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