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Animal Names. Episode 3b: Largest cont.

Animal Names. Episode 3b: Largest cont.

… and then the French decided to call all the big herbivores “Pachyderme” from Greek pakhúdérma (thick+skin).

Because you need a thick skin to deal with the French?

Or was it the Romans?

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on September 5, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, Joke, NZComedy

Animal Names. Episode 3a, Largest cont.

Animal Names. Episode 3a, Largest cont.

… What about its sticky-outie teeth?

Its flexible nose?

Its legs like umbrella stands?

No! No! No!

So what did they call it?

Elephas, possibly from Phoenician through Greek and we have no proof what that meant. …

(It possibly meant “Ivory”, Homer used it as such)

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on September 4, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, Joke, NZComedy

Animal Names. Episode 3, Largest.

Animal Names. Episode 3, Largest.

Then Hannibal introduced the Romans to the largest living land animal.

Did they name it for being the largest?

Of course not, too easy.

Did they name it for its big flappy ears? No. …

Julia giving a thumbs upAuthor A Joke A DayPosted on September 3, 2024September 2, 2024Categories Animal Names, Joke-a-day, SeriesTags Animals, AucklandComedy, Elephants, NZComedy

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