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Tag: AucklandComedy
Vapes
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Taken Seriously
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
You can’t avoid
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
FB Ban
For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda, they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Toilet Humour
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
Driverless
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?
Kangaroos
I like kangaroos …
Their courts are so efficient.
Breaking News
Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!
Accessible Mobility
Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?
Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?