Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
- Krill,
- Anchovies,
- Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
Question on a quiz show:
The main food of Blue Whales is?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
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