I keep coming back as a flower.
It’s a bad case of reincarnation.
Tag: AucklandComedy
Fast Food?
Pizza?
Hell yes!
Other brands, not so much!
Subtext
Super Villain File
Name: Subtext
Origin: The same alien beam missed its mark and hit Olivia’s bitter rival, Helen Hint. Now possessing the ability to speak only in riddles and hidden meanings, she became Subtext, a villain dedicated to spreading confusion!
Aims: Dedicated to spreading confusion!
Foes: Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious
Super Hero File
Name: Captain Obvious
Origin: Mild-mannered librarian Olivia Point was struck by a mysterious beam from an alien spacecraft, granting her the power to state the obvious so emphatically that it leaves her enemies dumbfounded! She took on the name Captain Obvious, battling crime with truth and simplicity.
Powers: States the obvious to confuse enemies.
Weaknesses: Is completely oblivious to sarcasm.
Foes: Subtext
Captain Kina
Super Hero File
Name: Captain Kina
Origin: Living a peaceful life eating seaweed when the same radiation leak that created TAXman changed their life for ever
Powers: A prickly character
Aims: To raise sea level to create ever larger fields of yummy kelp
DEATHman
Super Hero File
Name: DEATHman
Origin: In an attempt to reduce his workload, DEATH comes to Earth and battles people who ignore workplace and road safety rules.
Powers: Catchphrase: Quick Vulture, to the DEATHmobile.
Aims: Lower death rate.
Weaknesses: Contractually forbidden to resurrect clients.
Foes: Simeon Brown
Affiliates: Vulture
Tornado
Super Villain File
Name: Tornado
Origin: Originally a plant ecologist until leaves blown by Leaf Rider during her origin gave her the power to blow back with massive force.
Powers: Creates massive winds that can destroy anything in their path.
Aims: End Leaf Blower’s control of fallen leaves to allow natural composting.
Weaknesses: Can not enter storm cellars.
Foes: Leaf Rider
Leaf Rider
Super Hero File
Name: Leaf Rider
Origin: Autumn Fall was a gardener at Field Marshal Britain‘s power complex until a radioactive leak into a compost heap she was moving with a leaf blower turned her into Leaf Rider.
Powers: Can shrink to the size of a mouse & ride leaves on gentle breezes to silently creep up on villains.
Weaknesses: Strong winds blow her off course.
Foes: Tornado
Affiliates: Field Marshal Britain
Madam Sword
Super Villain File
Name: Madam Sword
Origin: Once the star sword-swallower, Nicky Sharp was twisted by jealousy when Bubble Lass stole the show. With razor-sharp fingers, she became Madam Sword, the puncture-prone villain out to burst her bubble!
Powers: Pierces anything with her fingers but prefers a sharp sword.
Aims: End bubbles and balloons.
Foes: Bubble Lass
Affiliates: Ringmaster
Bubble Lass
Super Hero File
Name: Bubble Lass
Origin: After falling into a vat of experimental bubble solution at the circus, circus performer Betty Bubbles gained the ability to blow indestructible bubbles of all sizes! Now, as Bubble Lass, she traps villains in her bouncy spheres—unless a sudden pop frightens her!
Powers: Blows indestructible bubbles.
Weaknesses: Afraid of popping sounds.
Foes: Madam Sword