AucklandComedy – Page 21

Our Ancestors, Handy Man

Homo Habilis (Handy Man) was only around about 300,000 years but had time to invent scrapers, monogamy and, of necessity, the dildo.

Lets start with two important ancestors.

Homo Habilis & Homo Erectus: Handy man and Randy man.

We seem to love hearing about archaic humans but mostly only Neanderthals & recent Europeans get much press.

Let’s look at some older ones.

Me: Wouldn’t giant hologram projectors need a lot of power?

Them: Yes, powered by the giant coal fired power stations in Australia.

[end]

Them: The ice wall is at the South Pole, not the North.

The Americans have a base there that generates powerful holograms to make it look like a point.

[continues]

It turns out that most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist.

Did you know there are people who believe Australia doesn’t exist?

Not just wishful thinking, we all have that.

They really believe it doesn’t exist.

What about those conspiracy theories?

Powerful forces doing evil?

Well meaning medical staff doing harm?

Incompetent fools destroying the economy?

I love mocking them & even creating related theories of my own.

One day I’ll hear one of mine in the wild.

Stupid animal names, a selective history.

Me having a rant about some of the Greek & Latin animal names.

This is based on the same source as the memes I’ve been posting for the last few days.

… which makes me wonder: Do moa walk around bird heaven asking “Does extinction make my bum look big?” or is it a case of “Dodaars don’t tell?”

Yes, I really did write this whole series just to get that ghastly pun in, hopefully you laughed & that’s what comedy is about.

Come see me on stage.