In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices.
I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
Tag: AucklandComedy
Ironic Recycling
Definition of irony: I just discovered my recycling bin has no recycling mark. Meaning when it wears out or the council changes it I’ll have to send it to the landfill.
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you.
An omen!
Wishes
Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
Selective Truth
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said. Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 6 minutes.
Parallel Universes
What about those parallel universes? Like ours except for trivial changes.
Untold numbers of realities where Hillary was elected, dozens where Jacinda never replaced little, a few where Trump was a good president and maybe even one where Windows doesn’t crash!
Wax
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs …
My gender must be wax.
Moon Landing
I’m sick of the conspiracy nuts claiming NASA faked Flash Gordon’s 1934 Moon landing.
Diarrhea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly.
I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.
Celery
Celery. Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff