I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
Tag: Hiatus
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
Truth
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said.
Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 20 minutes.
Parallel Universes
What about those parallel universes?
Like ours except for trivial changes.
Untold numbers of realities where Hillary was elected, dozens where Jacinda never replaced Little, a few where Trump was a good president and maybe even one where Windows doesn’t crash?
Between the Ears
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs …
My gender must be wax.
Moon Landing
I’m sick of the conspiracy nuts claiming NASA faked Flash Gordon’s 1934 Moon landing.
Physarum Polycephalum
Physarum polycephalum is a slime mold with 507 sexes.
Can you imagine what their version of Tindr must be like?
Diarrhea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly.
I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.
Celery
Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff
Coulrophobia
Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns.
But no word for fear of comedians?
AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?