Schrödinger could never tell if his Girlfriend was #satisfied or not.
Tag: Joke
Waiting Room
In the doctors waiting room.
The magazines untouched while all the patients use our devices. I check a cover … older than the iPhone 1
(Last time I was in my Doctor’s Waiting room I noticed that the magazines were gone … obviously this joke needs retiring.)
Coding
Did my first serious bit of coding in 18 months yesterday & this morning this.
It’s an omen I tell you. An omen!
Specialists
Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
Covid Scare
I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.
Then I remembered I was in McDs.
Phew!
Metric
The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.
A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.
Truth
On the stage everything I said was true, but not everything was said.
Not that I was selective with the truth, I only had 20 minutes.
Parallel Universes
What about those parallel universes?
Like ours except for trivial changes.
Untold numbers of realities where Hillary was elected, dozens where Jacinda never replaced Little, a few where Trump was a good president and maybe even one where Windows doesn’t crash?
Between the Ears
Gender is what’s between the ears, not what’s between the legs …
My gender must be wax.
Moon Landing
I’m sick of the conspiracy nuts claiming NASA faked Flash Gordon’s 1934 Moon landing.