Physarum polycephalum is a slime mold with 507 sexes.
Can you imagine what their version of Tindr must be like?
Tag: Joke
Diarrhea
I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly.
I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.
Celery
Get addicted to celery.
Gambling, sugar, sex, heroin, tobacco, meth-amphetamine addictions will kill you or ruin your life.
Celery is the answer.
Celery is a pretty harmless thing to be addicted to, just don’t mainline the bloody stuff
Coulrophobia
Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns.
But no word for fear of comedians?
AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Handbag
When I say I fix up my lipstick after smoking.
I mean I can only find my lipstick when I’m searching my handbag for a lighter!
Fireworks
If they ban fireworks at Guy Fawkes, how do we stop the papists returning and blowing up parliament?
Half Coffee
“Optimists say the cup is half full Pessimists say the cup is half empty.
Julia doesn’t care as long as the half that’s there is coffee.”
— a former co-worker
Airline Food
Airline food’s bad because something has to make hospital food look good.
Reposessed
Forget to pay the exorcist & be repossessed.
Captain Kina
Super Hero File
Name: Captain Kina
Origin: Living a peaceful life eating seaweed when the same radiation leak that created TAXman changed their life for ever
Powers: A prickly character
Aims: To raise sea level to create ever larger fields of yummy kelp