65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?
Tag: Joke
Ride Share No More
I stopped ride sharing when my car broke down underground.
My mechanic said it was the worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome he’d ever seen.
Dogs
I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.
That’s worse than taking the piss.
Loyalty
I’ve started a loyalty scheme for my fans …
Every 10th joke is free!
Crime
Gum crime is out of control!
Yesterday there was a large chunk stuck to my shoe.
K-PG
They renamed the K-T boundary to the K-Pg boundary because the thought of asteroids wiping out the dinosaurs was too much for young children.
Hedgehog
Hedgehogs may look cuddly but they are selfish pricks.
Time and …
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.
Apollo
Rocket fuel is so toxic that 55 years later nothing grows at the Apollo 11 landing site!
Subtext
Super Villain File
Name: Subtext
Origin: The same alien beam missed its mark and hit Olivia’s bitter rival, Helen Hint. Now possessing the ability to speak only in riddles and hidden meanings, she became Subtext, a villain dedicated to spreading confusion!
Aims: Dedicated to spreading confusion!
Foes: Captain Obvious