Joke – Page 6 – Julia Clement

Conspiracy Theories Episode 6, South Pole 2/2

Me: Wouldn’t giant hologram projectors need a lot of power?

Them: Yes, powered by the giant coal fired power stations in Australia.

[end]

Them: The ice wall is at the South Pole, not the North.

The Americans have a base there that generates powerful holograms to make it look like a point.

[continues]

Me: But the Yalu is over 2,000 km from Wuhan.

Them: It was a big flood.

Me: A flood that big would push the ice wall off the edge of the world and drain the oceans.

(More … )

[Most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist…]

This should be easy to debunk, so I asked “If Atlantis doesn’t exist, where do the mermaids come from?”

Their answer, they escaped from a lab in Wuhan when the Yalu river flooded.

It turns out that most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist.

Did you know there are people who believe Australia doesn’t exist?

Not just wishful thinking, we all have that.

They really believe it doesn’t exist.

What about those conspiracy theories?

Powerful forces doing evil?

Well meaning medical staff doing harm?

Incompetent fools destroying the economy?

I love mocking them & even creating related theories of my own.

One day I’ll hear one of mine in the wild.

Stupid animal names, a selective history.

Me having a rant about some of the Greek & Latin animal names.

This is based on the same source as the memes I’ve been posting for the last few days.

… which makes me wonder: Do moa walk around bird heaven asking “Does extinction make my bum look big?” or is it a case of “Dodaars don’t tell?”

Yes, I really did write this whole series just to get that ghastly pun in, hopefully you laughed & that’s what comedy is about.

Come see me on stage.

… They called it “Diornis” from Latin “Terrible Bird” but some claim it means “Like a Dodo” …

The only things the Moa & the Dodo have in common are they are both extinct flightless birds.

At least the name Dodo makes some sense.

It’s probably from the Dutch “Dodaars”, meaning “Fat-bottom.” …