Add extra colour to your salads with these pretty red mushrooms.
Tag: Joke
Virgins
Stop sending me virgins …
Do I look like a chaperone?
Chocolate Bunnies
Chocolate is highly toxic to rabbits.
This makes me wonder if the Easter Bunny gives humans chocolate in a lagamorphic attempt to wipe humanity out?
Schrödinger’s Conspiracy Theory
Schrödinger’s conspiracy theory: You can’t tell if it’s real or not until the FBI lets you subpoena the records.
Stars Align
Julia says “One day the stars will align.”
DEATH replies “Yes! On 6 May 2492. It’s the 1,000th anniversary of Columbus’ first trip.”
Julia only thinks she is dying
Julia says “I think I am dying.”
DEATH replies “I’m awfully busy, wait your turn Julia.”
Just a Phase
Don’t worry about being alive.
I know it’s just a phase you’re going through, you’ll grow out of it.
Walls
JFK: Ich bin ein Texaner.
Ronald Regan: Mr Trump tear down this wall.
School Covid
David Seymour: Too many children are spreading Covid at school.
DEATH: Not wanting to endorse breathing, but can’t you limit it to their breaks?
Viking
Was a viking’s wife a viqueen?