September 2024 – Julia Clement

Our Ancestors, Handy Man

Homo Habilis (Handy Man) was only around about 300,000 years but had time to invent scrapers, monogamy and, of necessity, the dildo.

Lets start with two important ancestors.

Homo Habilis & Homo Erectus: Handy man and Randy man.

We seem to love hearing about archaic humans but mostly only Neanderthals & recent Europeans get much press.

Let’s look at some older ones.

Me: Wouldn’t giant hologram projectors need a lot of power?

Them: Yes, powered by the giant coal fired power stations in Australia.

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Them: The ice wall is at the South Pole, not the North.

The Americans have a base there that generates powerful holograms to make it look like a point.

[continues]

Me: But the Yalu is over 2,000 km from Wuhan.

Them: It was a big flood.

Me: A flood that big would push the ice wall off the edge of the world and drain the oceans.

(More … )

[Most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist…]

This should be easy to debunk, so I asked “If Atlantis doesn’t exist, where do the mermaids come from?”

Their answer, they escaped from a lab in Wuhan when the Yalu river flooded.

It turns out that most of the people who believe Australia doesn’t exist also believe Atlantis doesn’t exist.

Did you know there are people who believe Australia doesn’t exist?

Not just wishful thinking, we all have that.

They really believe it doesn’t exist.

What about those conspiracy theories?

Powerful forces doing evil?

Well meaning medical staff doing harm?

Incompetent fools destroying the economy?

I love mocking them & even creating related theories of my own.

One day I’ll hear one of mine in the wild.