August 2025 – Julia Clement

Idearrhea

Idearrhea: What happens when your head can’t contain all your thoughts.

Why are earthquakes centred 45 km underground?

Cowards!

Come up to the surface and fight fair you trembling tremors.

MCs introduce nearly all comedians as “My very good friend.”

Now I’m streaming comedy, is it “My very good Facebook friend?”

John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.

I hate washing machines.

They are always stealing my material … especially socks.

There are none so blind as those who won’t wear bifocals.

Waiting at the airport I just got asked by an old couple if I could take a selfie of them. #fail

Organic food’s another name for an old idea.

My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.

We just called it “Offal.”

Have you ever noticed how several of our towns & cities are named after places in Britain and India?

Dunedin after Edinburgh, Clutha after the river Clyde, Bombay after Mumbai, and Cashmere after Kashmir to name four.

They were so embarrassed they changed their names to avoid us.

I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.

Every fishing line.