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A frowning Julia looks at a phone. A smiling Julia holds a tin can with a string coming out of it. Text: I just don’t understand the English language. If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays? Or iPhones with Grindr installed?

I just don’t understand the English language.

If homophobes are people who hate gays, why aren’t homophones people who chat to gays?

Or iPhones with Grindr installed?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 25, 2026January 24, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Homophobes, Homophones, iPhone, NZComedy

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