August 2025 – Page 3 – Julia Clement

Toilet Humour

For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.

If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?

I like kangaroos …

Their courts are so efficient.

Breaking News: I dropped a tray of crockery!

Have you ever noticed that they have Mobility Parking yet Accessible Toilets?

Is this a subtle hint to men not to move too much in the toilet?

Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns But no word for fear of comedians?

AREN’T WE SCARY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.

I just found out a Cockapoo is a type of dog.

That’s worse than taking the piss.

The metric system seems natural to us as we have 5 digits on each hand, 10 in total.

A few countries like 12, for exactly the same reason.

Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.