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Julia uses a magnifying glass to examine two shags tapping beaks. Another image of her is surprised to see two cormorants facing in the same direction. Text: I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia. Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag. Text: I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia. Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.

I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia.

Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.

Text: I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia.

Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 15, 2025October 14, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Birds, Comedy, cormorants, NZComedy, shags

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