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Julia Clement

You can’t avoid.

A yellow taxi with the Grin Reaper in the driver's seat. The number plate of the taxi reads "DEATH" below that in red are the words "And Taxis”. Julia lies dead on the ground in front of the taxi, a ghost is rising from her head. Text: Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.

Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on August 26, 2026August 19, 2026Categories DEATH, Joke-a-dayTags Comedy, DEATH, DeathAndTaxis, Joke, Taxis

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