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Gone, but not forgotten.

Gone, but not forgotten.

It was over 100 years ago.

One way or another Schrödinger’s cat is dead.

(In reality it was in November 1935 that Schrödinger published, so this posting has obviously come through a wormhole from 9 or more years in the future. Quantum!)

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on May 16, 2026May 14, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Cats, Comedy, NZComedy, Schrodinger, Schrödinger

I can’t get no satisfaction

I can’t get no satisfaction

Schrödinger could never tell if his girlfriend was satisfied or not.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 1, 2026February 27, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, NZComedy, satisfied, Schrödinger

Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory

Schrödinger’s conspiracy theory: You can’t tell if it’s real or not until the FBI lets you subpoena the records.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on January 8, 2026January 4, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, ConspiracyTheorists, NZComedy, Schrödinger, Schrodinger

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