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Tag: Handbag

Lipstick

Lipstick

When I say I fix up my lipstick after smoking, I mean I can only find my lipstick when I’m searching my handbag for a lighter!

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 24, 2026February 23, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, Handbag, Lipstick, NZComedy

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