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Tag: Bicycles

Flat?

Flat?

The Earth may not be flat but my bike’s rear tyre is.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on June 4, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bicycles, Bikes, Comedy, Flat, Flat Earthers, NZComedy

Driverless?

Driverless?

If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 21, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bicycles, Bikes, Cars, Comedy, DriverlessCars, NZComedy

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