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Driverless?

Driverless?

If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on March 21, 2026March 21, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bicycles, Bikes, Cars, Comedy, DriverlessCars, NZComedy

New Names

New Names

Ever noticed how they like to invent new names for old things so they can claim they’re a new idea.

Take driverless cars, 40 years ago we just used to say “Forgot to put the handbrake on.”

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 3, 2026February 1, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Comedy, DriverlessCars, New Names, NZComedy

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