I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
Author: A Joke A Day
Funny?
There’s nothing funny about being funny.
Autocorrected Ducks?
Sheep
Sheep are gregarious.
Named for Saint Gregory who taught them to bleat in harmony.
Making Rain
My superpowers are intact!
I hung the washing and now it’s raining.
Masking
So many people catch Covid from household contacts we should mandate masks & distancing at home.
Vinyl?
Vinyl?
Nah, I’m waiting for shellac 78s to come back.
Better still wax cylinders.
Demons
Let’s hope the demons in Hell can parallel process punishments or eternity will be a very long time and seem longer.
Subtext
Super Villain File
Name: Subtext
Origin: The same alien beam missed its mark and hit Olivia’s bitter rival, Helen Hint. Now possessing the ability to speak only in riddles and hidden meanings, she became Subtext, a villain dedicated to spreading confusion!
Aims: Dedicated to spreading confusion!
Foes: Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious
Super Hero File
Name: Captain Obvious
Origin: Mild-mannered librarian Olivia Point was struck by a mysterious beam from an alien spacecraft, granting her the power to state the obvious so emphatically that it leaves her enemies dumbfounded! She took on the name Captain Obvious, battling crime with truth and simplicity.
Powers: States the obvious to confuse enemies.
Weaknesses: Is completely oblivious to sarcasm.
Foes: Subtext