I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
Comedian, Playwright, Director, Producer
I’m staying home and eating my own cooking.
Hmmm.
Safer to dine out.
Don’t ever say to a geek “You do the maths.”
We’ll stare at the ceiling for 5 minutes then say “72”, by which time you’ve forgotten the question.
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
It’s better to inspire than to expire!
Do yachts have “Sail by” dates?
We have a super early bird special for people who already have worms.
I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
Because of the bad publicity, Covid-19 has gone into hiding & is now named Covert-19.
65.5 million years ago an asteroid crashed into Mexico and wiped out the dinosaurs.
Including those further north who hadn’t the foresight to build a wall.
Too soon?