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Security Guards

Security Guards

If Luxon does end homelessness, who’s going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 20, 2025December 13, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coalition, Comedy, Luxon, NZComedy, Shop Doorways, Unemployed

Trickle Down

Trickle Down

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on December 10, 2025December 7, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coalition, Comedy, NZComedy, NZPol, Trickle Down

Coalition

Coalition

Best thing about being in a coalition?

You can blame unpopular policies on your partners.

Worst thing?

You get blamed for their bad policies.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on November 28, 2025November 25, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Coalition, Comedy, Government, NZComedy

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