I’ve dropped all my jokes about polygons … too edgy.
Blogs
Hexadecaphobia
After decades of slaving in the data mines I’ve caught hexadecaphobia.
Bugs
All the bugs in programs I write are lovingly hand crafted.
New Diet
My new diet is so strict I’m only allowed micronutrients.
Vapers
Are the people who vape vapers or vapists?
Either way don’t ever call them vapid!
Taken Seriously?
Being taken seriously as a comedian only sounds like an oxymoron.
DEATH and Taxis
Nothing is certain in this world except death and taxis.
Facebook Ban
For those cynics who don’t believe FB is taking strong action against white supremacist propaganda ,they now ban boosting posts with the word “Facebook” in them.
Toilet Humour
For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.
Driverless
If there are driverless cars, why aren’t there riderless bicycles?