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Tag: ChangingTyre

Flat tyre.

Flat tyre.

Q: How many homophobes does it take to change a tyre?

A: One, the others stay in the car so they don’t touch his bum.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on February 28, 2026February 27, 2026Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, ChangingTyre, Comedy, Homophobes, NZComedy

Bike Tyre

Bike Tyre

The Earth may not be flat but my bike’s rear tyre is.

Julia head and uper body with one hand covering the mic.Author A Joke A DayPosted on October 17, 2025October 15, 2025Categories Joke-a-dayTags AucklandComedy, Bikes, ChangingTyre, Comedy, NZComedy

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