Joke-a-day – Page 13 – Julia Clement

Olympics

I love the French national motto: Liberté, Egalaté, Runthisway.

At Auckland airport waiting for my brother.

Before I left home 1/2 hour ago the flight was 13 min early now 17 late.

Did it stop while I drove?

With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

The opposite of “Woke” is “Sleeping”.

Why would I buy accounting software from someone who can’t even spell Zero?

NZ politics is a case of Winston, Looseton.

Was the Labour/Green proposed tax on water aimed at homeopaths?

Sibling Rivalry: My Roomba just choked itself trying to eat the big vacuum cleaner’s power cord.

I’m unable to donate blood as when one of my medications is given in huge doses to pregnant rats it can cause birth defects.

Personally I’d rather my blood was given to humans not rats.