Idearrhea: What happens when your head can’t contain all your thoughts.
Category: Joke-a-day
Experimental Joke-a-day
Earthquakes
Why are earthquakes centred 45 km underground?
Cowards!
Come up to the surface and fight fair you trembling tremors.
Good Friends
MCs introduce nearly all comedians as “My very good friend.”
Now I’m streaming comedy, is it “My very good Facebook friend?”
Bad Day
John suspected it was going to be a bad day when he saw his wife’s relationship status had changed to “Widowed”.
Washing Machines
I hate washing machines.
They are always stealing my material … especially socks.
Eye wear
There are none so blind as those who won’t wear bifocals.
Selfie
Waiting at the airport I just got asked by an old couple if I could take a selfie of them. #fail
Organic Food
Organic food’s another name for an old idea.
My mum used to serve up steak and kidney, liver and bacon, sweetbreads, etc.
We just called it “Offal.”
Embarrassing Towns
Have you ever noticed how several of our towns & cities are named after places in Britain and India?
Dunedin after Edinburgh, Clutha after the river Clyde, Bombay after Mumbai, and Cashmere after Kashmir to name four.
They were so embarrassed they changed their names to avoid us.
Gone Fishing
I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts. Every fishing line.